Dear ugly or fat Girl on Facebook,
I don’t want to date you, let alone fall in love with you. It isn’t because you are fat, nor because you are ugly, but because I think you are dishonest. When you put up a picture with your two hot friends in it as your main profile picture, it deceives me into clicking on your profile, thinking that perhaps, just maybe, that you are in fact one of your hot friends. I don’t date liars. Sorry, but I’ve been hurt too many times.
Guy who looks at the friends of your friends on Facebook.